Gutless Kayaking

Am I a skin cancer victim or do I like drinking Bundy with my mates at the opening day of the Ashes at the Gabba?? Did I have to get a receptionist from the hotel to show me where the loo was in my room (it was disguised in the wood paneling as a secret door as this was a chic styled hotel room) after “the quiet little drink“ in the Sydney to Hobart last year or did I half drown in the ’98 Hobart where English Olympian Glynn Charles unfortunately lost his life etc etc etc

PS :- Mitchell and Justin have a long history of adventures together. For instance, they’ve motorbiked around Alaska, kayaked in Finland, watched the cricket World Cup in India (Sri Lanka won), tried to climb the Rwenzori mountains in Uganda but ran into civil war type difficulties. But they’ve never kayaked through England.